I miss Austin :(

Ios10 is cool

madderhatter:

witch–vibes:

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

he did

guncharge:

r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

i got the job :)

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help-mywife:

Help; my wife is mad that I went to target without her, saying that it’s worse than cheating

unclewhiskysrevenge:

So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

There’s someone i don’t want to think about right now and literally they find their way into my life anyway